So I was hanging in my baseball gear -- my Cubs romper with my Red Sox pacifier and ball -- and I was thinking . . .

"wouldn't it be cool if the Cubs played the Red Sox in the World Series?"

"That would be great!"

"What?!! What do you mean the Cubs lost?? Say it ain't so, Joe!"

"This ball tastes good."

"Well, at least the Red Sox are still in it. Sorry Dada!"